Character Ideas

Yeah... Did you read mine?

Lol wtf pornographic jokes

GrandTheftGearsofHalo4 wrote:Yeah... Did you read mine?

Mmn, yeah, but yours wasn't like "OHMAHGAWD MOWST PAWAFAL WAEPON IN TEH WURLD OLOLOLOLL!"

Jacos wrote:

GrandTheftGearsofHalo4 wrote:Yeah... Did you read mine?

Mmn, yeah, but yours wasn't like "OHMAHGAWD MOWST PAWAFAL WAEPON IN TEH WURLD OLOLOLOLL!"

Lol.

Deadpool....

Wade Wilson...

Name: Chuck Norris
Age: Chuck Norris Doesn't age!
Rank: Creator of the universe
Best at: Roundhouse kicking the shit out of you!
Preferred weapon: There are 1248 thing in the average lounge room Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
Faction: Chuck Norris' faction...
Background: It's Chuck Norris.

Daehak-Kun wrote:Name: Obama Llama
Age:-
Rank: Guy who makes shitty charaters.
Best at: Making shitty charaters.
Preferred weapon: His awesome llama teeth.
Faction: Kingdom of Morons.
Background: He was circumsized at 13, he laid with his dog, and he doesn't know what "Intelligence" means..

So, SO true..

Jacos wrote:

Daehak-Kun wrote:Name: Obama Llama
Age:-
Rank: Guy who makes shitty charaters.
Best at: Making shitty charaters.
Preferred weapon: His awesome llama teeth.
Faction: Kingdom of Morons.
Background: He was circumsized at 13, he laid with his dog, and he doesn't know what "Intelligence" means..

So, SO true..

THATS NOT WHAT HE SAID!

GrandTheftGearsofHalo4 wrote:

Jacos wrote:

Daehak-Kun wrote:Name: Ye Grande Moron
Age:9000
Rank: Newbhole
Best at: Being an idiot.
Preferred weapon: His 20 foot long penis.
Faction: State of Stupidity.
Background: He was circumsized at 3, he laid with his sister, and he doesn't know what a "Condom" is..

lolwut? this is exactly what he said..

THATS NOT WHAT HE SAID! LUL IMAH IDIOT

Of course it was.

name:jackie chan
rank:nothing
best at:karate
preferred wep:his fist
faction:n/a

major sanderson wrote:name:jackie chan
rank:nothing
best at:karate
preferred wep:his fist
faction:n/a

Oh ha ha ha. That fails.

Name: Dickie the Dickmaster
Rank: Raper
Best at: Sperm throwing
Preffered weapon: The Crushing Vagina
History: he was born by 2 lesbs.

Colonel_Ryan wrote:Name: Dickie the Dickmaster
Rank: Raper
Best at: Sperm throwing
Preffered weapon: The Crushing Vagina
History: he was born by 2 lesbs.

That's even worse.

*Hangs himself again*

Jacos wrote:

Colonel_Ryan wrote:Name: Dickie the Dickmaster
Rank: Raper
Best at: Sperm throwing
Preffered weapon: The Crushing Vagina
History: he was born by 2 lesbs.

That's even worse.

*Hangs himself again*

someody call the doctor

major sanderson wrote:

Jacos wrote:

Colonel_Ryan wrote:Name: Dickie the Dickmaster
Rank: Raper
Best at: Sperm throwing
Preffered weapon: The Crushing Vagina
History: he was born by 2 lesbs.

That's even worse.

*Hangs himself again*

someody call the doctor

I AM the doctor!

Jacos wrote:

major sanderson wrote:

Jacos wrote:

Colonel_Ryan wrote:Name: Dickie the Dickmaster
Rank: Raper
Best at: Sperm throwing
Preffered weapon: The Crushing Vagina
History: he was born by 2 lesbs.

That's even worse.

*Hangs himself again*

someody call the doctor

I AM the doctor!

somebodyb a nurse then lol

Johnathan Biers
43
Lt
CQB
MP5 with Silencer
Worked as a Seal with the USA for 4 years. That's all anyone knows.
That and he's in love with his gun, which he named Betty. ;P

Well THAT makes sense.

perthy25 wrote:Well THAT makes sense.

I can't tell if that is supposed to be sarcasm...

Name: Ima We. Tard
Age: 19
Rank: Private
Best at: Dulling
perferd weapon: Lego pistol
history: faild grades k - 12

Name: Arnold Schwartz
Age: 43
Rank: Oberoffizier
Best at: Commanding Armies
Prefered Weapon: Laser Guided Missles, Leopard 2
Faction: NATO / Bundeswehr
Background: Arnold Schwartz is an Oberoffizer of the German Bundeswehr. He have a lot experience how the war is goin and he's a great Leader.

Name:Chuck 'Fucking' Norris
Age:As old as the galaxy
Rank:Jesus among men.
Best at:One hitt killing EVERYTHING.
Prefered Weapon:His hammers of doom known as his FISTS.
Faction:Chucks liberation army
Background:He's CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS... HE WILL KILL YOUR ASS...

Name:UnReal Ist. Ic
Age:19
Rank:Corperal Badass
Best At: Killing.
Prefered Weapon: M16, AK 47, P40.
Faction: Terrorist.
Background: After graduating from a college, he somehow found enough money to buy a huge armory of weapons and hire a group of terrorists to do his bidding. He then magically learnt how to use weapons in less than an hour, even though he had never seen a gun, let alone use one. He become the most deadly warrior and after killing everybody who was evil, yet still being a terrorist, he became the president of everything and everybody, despite all the things he did, and got two lesbian wives who he made have sex with eachover while he watched. He was the happiest man on the world until goblins invaded and killed his two lesbian wives. Then he made a vow to not rest until he had killed all goblins, to avenge his lesbian wives and all the other people who had died.

Name:Eugen
Age:25
Rank:Sgt
Best at:Shooting
Prefered Weapon:Scar and AK-47(kalashnikov)
Faction:Croats
Background:He growed up in a war he lived from a war he tried to forgte but he couldnt.When he was 20 he killed a guy(headshot +50 BABY)he ran away borrowed some money joined up with Afganistan troops and...well he decided to kill or be killed...he went to hes friend after 2 years where he buyed armoury with alotttttt of guns.So he just got back and tried to win.He was ranked up to Sgt and now he is leading the best troope ever=SED(Special Elite Department)